In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can’t read. If they could read their stuff, they’d stop writing.
I have a scheme for stopping war. It’s this – no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
So let’s be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he’s got.
I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I’m in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it.
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven’t had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it… You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.